A bit late...

I have been sixteen for approximately  13,208 minutes (yeah i used a minute counter BOOM!). You may be asking what happened or maybe not ? Well I'm gonna tell you...it started as an typical Saturday does i got up at 8.30 and walked to work. I spent four hours at work. It was boring but i got paid so it has it's bonuses.I got picked up from work.

Then my best friend (yeah i sound 5 and this sounds like a list but i don't feel very storytelly today) came round. She came round early, i must add because i was hoovering so i didn't hear the door...i live life to the extreme sometimes.  Then my famlan went out so it was just us in the house so we watched Ali G, Due date and The Office and ordered take away and then went to bed. Yeah exciting....I know.

When we wokes up it was me Birthday. So i opened my Presents which included Skyfall and The Hobbit...my mum loves me.
Now here is the plot twist. We went out for dinner.


Now in order to understand the rest of this very dramatic day. You should know that when i was three, i used to love The Tweenies (google it). And at my 3rd birthday party at one of those indoor play things. Fizz from the tweenies came to play with me. I was smitten, i truly believed the real fizz had come to my party and danced and played with me. I believed this until about the age of ten.

No one thought to tell me that my Granma had made the whole Fizz costume and then my Auntie had dressed up. I only realised this when i found the costume in my Granma's wardrobe and confronted them. Life was depressing from then on...

Back to the present day (or rather 13,208 ago).I'm in the pub which was packed as it was a Sunday and yah know "The Sunday Carver" and everything. Also at the pub was most of my family so i didn't realise one certain person missing. I remember sitting down across from my friend and then my dad laughing his head of so loud the whole restaurant was turning to face him...either that or they had seen what he was laughing at. Because there in front of me was My Auntie. Dressed as fizz...again. I was obviously very red, very embarrassed and very shocked. They have me on video just shouting "OH MY GOD" in utter shame. while everyone else found it absolutely hilarious. My dad finished it off my shouting "Realise who it is now Abigail I hope?"

But it was still the best birthday to date. Luckily she promised no surprises for my 21st but she said nothing about my 18th....